Wife is TV; girlfriend is MOBILE

Wife is TV; girlfriend is MOBILE

Wife is like TV

girlfriend is like MOBILE (Cell)

At home watch TV

go out bring MOBILE

No money, sell TV

Got money change MOBILE

Sometimes enjoy TV

but most of the time play with MOBILE

TV is free for life

but MOBILE if you don't pay, the services will be terminated

TV is big, bulky and most of the time old!

But MOBILE is cute, slim, curvy and very portable at any time

Operational cost for TV is often acceptable

but for MOBILE is high and often demanding

TV got remote

MOBILE don't have

Most important, MOBILE is two ways communication (talk and listen)

but with TV you MUST listen to it (either you want to hear nagging or not)

Last but not least! TV do not have virus, but MOBILE, yes, they do have VIRUS!